nyr--dagur asked: I enjoyed your "now put it in my nipple" post, but I think maybe it was meant for another blog?

ohhh shitttt

woops

…I think I’ll leave it up, it’s funny anyway.

eccentric-nucleus:

flatluigi:

sometimes i enjoy the thought that there are poor kids out there who have no idea what sex is past what they read in fanfics like that

just imagine them seeing someone else’s dick for the first time and wondering where the hell the knot is

“are you SURE you don’t have an ovipositor”

“oh yeah, now put it in my nipple”

lclfizz:

There’s a sign on Powell and 182nd:
<—— PORTLAND    GRESHAM ——>
It made me think about my life. I kind of want it. Not quite enough to deal with the consequences of stealing it. But enough to think about it.

lclfizz:

There’s a sign on Powell and 182nd:

<—— PORTLAND    GRESHAM ——>

It made me think about my life. I kind of want it. Not quite enough to deal with the consequences of stealing it. But enough to think about it.

(Source: policelogcomics)

9:27 p.m.:A staff member reported a student throwing a Gatorade bottle and pouring its contents on herself and around the second-floor track area of the Recreation, Education and Kinesiology Center. The staff member said the student almost hit another person with the bottle. The student then went to the basketball court and began kicking a basketball. […]

The next day…

4:39 p.m.: A student threw a sandwich toward at another student outside the University Boulevard Library. The student who reported the incident said the other student tried to bump into her and she had to move aside to prevent from making contact with the other student. […] The sandwich hurler was advised by Campus Police that if she throws an object and it hits someone, she could be arrested.

Source

Drunk Somerville man speeds down Broadway, shows cops fetus pictures

“Police said they requested Janale’s license and registration, but he kept showing them pictures of a fetus and saying, “Look, I need a break, this is my baby.””

Youths reportedly on garage roof, refusing to come down

Four youths are reportedly on the roof of a garage on Montclair Avenue and refusing to come down.
Batavia PD is responding.
UPDATE 5:13 p.m.: A police officer informs dispatch, “All youths returned to their residences. I spoke with their parents.”

http://thebatavian.com/howard-owens/youths-reportedly-garage-roof-refusing-come-down/36411